Classic Help Channel Questions

This is a series of channel 1 questions collected over time by EeEk. All these questions were asked on the icc's newbie help channel.

hello, I'm looking for Mr Kasparov.

What are the rules for eating and drinking on ICC?

Did KingLoek cry after his match with Dlugy today?

is it okay to move just to add time to your clock?

Why is the sky blue?

Am I connected?

If I ignore an adjourn demand do I win this game

what is the quickest way to become a GM, so I can get free membership in ICC?

How do I turn people off?

what is the command to make one's opponent resign immidiately

help Ithink that I am in the wrong place Is this FICS??

Can you play chess in here??

How do I make it so I can switch the other player's pieces when he isn't looking? Set cheat 1 or 2?

How do you play chess?

isn't lagging considered cheating??

Whats the best way to connect to ICC if you dont have a computer

why rook isnt called a castle?

y does tomato answer me win i call him a stupid vegetable

I'm HORNY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is this the Internet Chess Club?

how do I stop a message from, being send when it is already sent?

Why can't Slimemold make a Blitzin where you can't disconnect?

no more questions I am not in the mood. someone tried to poison my food today. Probably russians

how come blitzin won't run on my Commador64?

Can I wash darooha's windows in exchange for a free membership?

who is MrSpock, he doesn't play any games but he must be good with all the lectures he gives

I have been dating this women for awhile and although she likes me very much the time I spend playing chess annoys her. what should I do?

wat would happen if 4016 people logged in then 1 more person logged in? would the icc computer blow up

Is it ok to pal yunrated games on ICC when youre deonk? drunk I mea how cum i kant pleigh raytid?

HOO HAS HIGHEST % OF LYFE ON YCC

I am using 1.81. can I chat?

Good-Rookin(H)(1): haha - did you get nuked?

guest205(U)(100): [93] (B2.25) * how do I type so that the other person sees what I type?

guest916 wrote: I heard that the ICC server was hit by a huge comet the moment the clock struck 12 in the ICC timezone which has been causing the lag.

Parsberg(100): [34] (B2.27) out of curiosity is MrSpock a homosapean or machine ?

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